"Come to Basic Instincts and have the most amazing out of body experience of your life. Our completely safe proprietary technology will remove your cognitive abilities and your memories for up to four hours. while you immerse yourself in our Feral Experience.
"Your journey, be it the economy one hour package up to the platinum four hour package will be individually recorded for you to enjoy at your leisure in the comfort of your own home.
"Surprise yourself and discover the real you under those 21st century covers."
What can possibly go wrong?